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The idea for this unlikely volume of work came after I posted in a Facebook group called Underwhelming Cars. There, I offered a photograph of my long-gone, 1981 Chevy Chevette. A vehicle which brought heaping measures of joy and sorrow into my life. I spoke candidly and without reservation regarding this car, eschewing any forethought. My sentiment was true in literal terms, but lacked the gentle polish of useful context being offered. So, in hindsight, what I delivered now seems a bit harsh upon reflection. Possibly, I should have allowed my memories to cool before serving them to a public audience. But I did not. Many chapters later, I regret that hasty choice.
Underwhelming Cars - February 2, 2025
“(This is) My 1981 Chevy Chevette. It was an underwhelming car by every definition, though I could get 40 mpg on the highway. Friends all had vehicles with more style, power, and resale value. I felt shamed every time the ignition key was turned. The floor rotted out and I had to use a chain and padlock to keep the transmission from dropping. The coil springs broke, the clutch cable broke, eventually, one of the pistons cracked and it ran on three cylinders. It would jump out of reverse, and I had to hold it in gear to back up, which was crazy. I never, ever liked being stuck with this rolling piece of garbage. But, it proved to be invisible when barhopping with work friends. They always wanted to take my ride. It finally expired at 77,640 miles. I eventually used it as a shed for dog food in our side yard, the most dependable service it ever offered. It left my home being towed away by a wrecker.”
The entry received over 1100 likes, and many comments. Most of those who responded to my recollections of ownership echoed the sober opinions I expressed. But a few declared in a fit of pique that they had received dependable service from their own versions of the breed. Up to 300,000 miles as reported. One defiant fellow even said his hatchback was bulletproof, and built for the long haul! I was struck by the use of such charitable adjectives for this line of low-dollar cruisers. Though another member of the group mentioned going to rallies where dozens and dozens of these bland beasts were in attendance. I had to blink and reread their words, to be sure of what my eyes had seen. But took them as honest, heartfelt recollections.
For a time at least, my beige, Chevette sedan had been exactly what I required to thrive and go forward. It was dependable enough to handle work duties, and sufficed for purposes of basic transportation. I took it on jaunts to several different states. Its thrifty nature and minimal appetite for fuel matched my own budget restrictions at the time. Something undeniably helpful as I crawled from the wreckage of bad personal decisions, taken before I landed back in my native territory. In bottom-line terms, my primal Chevrolet entered our family space at a time of need. It gave me what mattered, a measure of personal freedom.
Emotionally, I associated the bowtie nameplate with other, more brilliant and sophisticated models. Many of which have now become part of American folklore. I wanted a Bel Air, Caprice or Monte Carlo. Or maybe a Camaro, with spoilers and dazzling graphics. Perhaps even a Nova SS or Chevelle. But certainly not a tiny-tired, squarish sedan that soon became the butt of jokes, everywhere. Yet at that point in linear time, being broke, in my early 20s, and teetering on the precipice of another implosion, the economy hauler was perfection-on-wheels. It kept me moving at a price I could pay. It meant that I was able to hold down a regular job, something that had proven to be impossible during days as a street rogue and wanderer, in the Empire State.
It kept me grounded, financially and emotionally.
With so many participants adding to this mix of prose, I began to wonder if a follow-up manuscript to my book might be worthy of publication. An anthology of stories about what the Chevette had meant to each of them, as their own journeys transpired. Temptation urged me to offer receiving submissions at the Icehouse Books address, a post office box in Chardon, Ohio. Numbered three-six-five. I reckoned that editing and assembling such a document would be an interesting experience. A study of the connection between legacy products, and their buyers.
This challenge left me silent, at my desk. I needed more time to think about the possibilities.
There are hundreds, even thousands of cars that might be termed underwhelming, for a variety of reasons. Perspective provides the necessary guidelines. A thrill to some might well be uninspiring, to others. What causes the heart to quicken, for me, may leave most feeling flatlined. No one choice is more valid than the other. Though common qualities may certainly identify what many would consider to be transports unworthy of praise.
I can only bear witness that, during my own mortal life span, the hatchback Chevrolet offered a sense of gravity and balance. Things that enhanced my ability to survive. It wasn’t great or grand, or enviable. Not pretty to the naked eye. Not appealing when flogged over roads in my county, and beyond. Not durable, ultimately. Gone too soon. A heap of scrap tin, hauled away like a load of refuse.
Yet having such an uber-plain vehicle, at that place and time, truly mattered. It made a difference in my life, and those of so many others who were seeking affordable mobility. What followed may have been better, brighter, and bolder. But the lowly T-car laid a foundation for our success. Stepping on those smoothed stones, we all moved forward to a more successful tomorrow. We were fortunate for having that opportunity to shine.
My gratitude endures. Thank you, General Motors. You literally drove us happy.