Tuesday, July 28, 2026

Nothing To See Here: “Country Crooner” (Part Fourteen)


  


c. 2026 Rod Ice

All rights reserved

(7-26)

 

 

As a new week began, I found myself stuck for material while working at the desk. Hours passed from morning to afternoon, as I sat staring into the empty void of my computer monitor. Then, as is so often the case, a word progression came to mind.

 

“If I took a leg up to the saddle, and sat tall, against the sky...”

 

This brief epiphany opened the portal. I stiffened in my roller chair, and started to peck away at the keyboard. Four verses of song, and a repeated chorus, came quickly.

 

Once this manuscript was completed, I posted it to my newspaper blog, online.

 

Fallen Man

 

“If I took a leg up to the saddle

And sat tall, against the sky

Would it matter to the one who holds my heart

Would she see that I’m empty inside

I might do the best to prove my worth

It’s a task I’ll take in hand

But when those horse hooves slip on stone

I’ll become a fallen man

There’s no shame for those ones who wake

To see the morning sun

And I’m a member of that tribe

With a blade and loaded six-gun

But when the air turns crisp and cool

I find there’s a different feel

To dusting off a cowboy hat

And turning on my bootheels

 

The judge’s word hits hard

When there’s no spot to land

Down in the dirt, and lonely

Just another fallen man

 

If I found a way to speak

Of what I see when eyes are closed

Then maybe I could cash my chips

Like a gambler, being exposed

But the truth is a strong medicine

One I take with hesitation

It’s bitter in my throat, you see

A rush of bad sensations

I know my place so well from this

A time spent wildly wandering

From coast to coast and back again

Feeling nothing except the sting

Of a jealous girl who took my love

But never had my name

She couldn’t make that leap of faith

And I was left in pain

 

The judge’s word hits hard

When there’s no spot to land

Down in the dirt, and lonely

Just another fallen man

 

If by chance I changed the script

Of a moving picture arc

I’d write the plot in pencil

And make corrections in the dark

But that detail is not to be

I’m riding out, in secrecy

With a gaze into the yellow orb

That will blind my memories

That hopeful hop to another town

Will take me from this place

Where I have failed to prosper

A feeble runner in the footrace

Perhaps when I am no longer known

I’ll take heed of lessons learned

A second start in the anonymous guise

Of a drifter gone ‘round the turn

 

The judge’s word hits hard

When there’s no spot to land

Down in the dirt, and lonely

Just another fallen man

 

I don’t care for the sounds of woe

No shedding of tears for me

I’ve got no need of a warm embrace

No yearning for sympathy

Every step I took was done

With the knowledge of my path

And now that it has brought me here

I’ll hear the devil laugh

It’s assured that the grave will hold

What’s left of these old bones

Ashes from the fireplace

Of an abandoned, happy home

I couldn’t stay there willingly

When my lady friend departed

I heard the call of eternity

An end to what we started

 

The judge’s word hits hard

When there’s no spot to land

Down in the dirt, and lonely

Just another fallen man...”

 

The attention span of T. Randall Squire, my contact at the record label, must have been exhausted by waiting. Because he did not respond immediately. A few days passed as I worked to develop other ideas from my personal archives. But on a Tuesday, shortly after the noon hour, a notification popped up on my Messenger app. I had left the phone in my kitchen, while making a ham and egg taco for breakfast. A brief voicemail was waiting when I got up to retrieve the device.

 

The entertainment guru seemed to be pleased with what I had written. But a hint of worry was audible in his voice. He projected a growl of irritation that tingled my ears.

 

“Rodney, y’all have kept up the pace with yer Country tunes, and I’m mighty grateful fer that. There’s just one problem with our little confabulation, and that’s all this nonsense about artificial intelligence. Some folks have started to wonder if ya are a real person, or just a gawdamn hi-tech application! Since they never see ya in concert, I can understand why that kind of bullshit might appear to be justified!”

 

I responded to his call after pouring a cup of coffee.

 

“Sir, I have to say that anyone who’d think I am a fraudulent, AI program must be weak in the head! Some bot in cyberspace would do a much more professional job of mimicking the hillbilly sound for radio airplay. I’m rude and crude, at best. My guitar chops have declined since reaching the point of disability. And I never could sing like Hank Williams or George Jones!”

 

Squire puffed on his cigar and thought for a moment.

 

“Look boy, I get what y’all are sayin’ about havin’ stiff joints and so forth, but I’ve been thinkin’ about us movin’ in a different direction. In the old days, a lot of cowboy crooners would travel with a flat-top pluckster, and nothin’ else. They might sit in a bar and sing all night fer people getting’ drunk or cheatin’ on their mates. It was good fer a few bucks, and it filled the tip jar. A lot of legends were created that way. Give it some thought. I figure it wouldn’t be too much of a stretch to try!”

 

The professional promoter was thinking in old-school terms. But I had a different take on the evolution of popular music.

 

“Those dance halls and juke joints were a part of our history. But things have changed now, kids are on their phones or playing video games. The market is not what it was even a dozen years ago. So, if you really want to sell my stuff, then a new way of thinking is required. Look at websites such as TikTok, or even Instagram. That’s where the content creators are going to get attention. The business model is constantly in flux...”

 

Mr. Squire must have dropped his stogie while pondering this suggestion. His tone spiked in volume and intensity.

 

“THAT’S IT RODNEY! Y’ALL GOTTA MAKE A DAMN LIVESTREAM APPEARANCE ON ONE O’ THEM SOCIAL MEDIA PLATFORMS! I CAN HAWK THAT SHOW BEFOREHAND, AND PUT IT OUT WITH SUPPORT FROM THE BIGWIGS! I KNOW HOW TO STIR UP INTEREST WITH ALL OF THEM MAJOR COMPANIES! YER A GENIUS, MY BUDDY! A GENUIS, ONE-HUNDRED PERCENT!”

No comments:

Post a Comment